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The 1980 movie Airplane! is probably the best farce ever produced. There were films that followed that tried to emulate its success. There was Airplane II - The Sequel, the Naked Gun series, and Hot Shots, for example. Well meaning but totally confused advocates of political correctness should avoid this film. Then again, any advocate of political correctness is totally confused. Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, and Jerry Zucker admit that this is a low budget movie and every precaution was taken to avoid spending too much money. It is a lampoon of practically every disaster movie ever made but it mostly intended to be a parody of the movie Zero Hour. Many of the lines in the film are directly from Zero Hour. The movie starts out at Los Angeles International Airport where there are many sight and voice gags. We meet one of the stars of the show, Robert Hays, who plays an ex-fighter pilot who lost most of his squadron during a raid. He's now a cab driver who's afraid of airplanes. We also meet his girlfriend Elaine (Julie Hagerty) who is a stewardess (notice I didn't say flight attendant) and has decided to move out of their apartment and leave Ted forever. Captain Oveur (Peter Graves) is also introduced. He is the pilot of the airplane and, as we discover later, has an unusual fondness for little boys. The movie was written to take place on a propeller driven plane but the studio objected and wanted it up to date. The producers relented and used a jet plane but whenever you see it on the screen, you hear propeller engines. The flashbacks show stock footage of World War II combat planes in action. As the plane begins to taxi, we see a young man standing in the door of the plane yelling good-bye to has girlfriend who is running alongside. This is a satire of a scene from the movie Since You Went Away where the girl is running alongside a train. The airplane takes off along with Ted Striker who has purchased a ticket and taken the flight to Chicago to try to convince Elaine to come back to him. Along the way, he tells his seatmates boring stories about him and Elaine. The stories are so boring that the people listening to him eventually commit suicide in horrible ways such as hanging, hara-kiri, or dousing themselves with gasoline and lighting a match. After the meal is served, many of the passengers become ill. The stewardesses (doesn't that rankle you politically correct people?) search for a doctor and eventually find one in Dr. Rumack who is played by Leslie Nielsen. He diagnosis food poisoning and concludes that anyone who had the fish for dinner will eventually become violently ill. The food poisoning incapacitates the pilot, co-pilot and navigator and the only one left to fly the plane is our reluctant hero, Ted Striker. The head of Chicago Flight Control, Steve McCroskey (played by Lloyd Bridges) calls in a veteran pilot, Rex Kramer (played by Robert Stack) to talk Ted Striker through flying the plane. It turns out that Rex Kramer was Ted Striker's commanding officer during the war and there is no love lost between the two. Needless to say, Ted Striker does eventually land the plane, as is the case in most old airplane movies. There are almost too many sight gags to look for in this movie. You can watch it quite a few times before you are confident you've seen them all.
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(1955) A story of juvenile delinquency at an inner city school. |
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(1968) A San Francisco police detective searches for gunmen who killed an informant. |
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(1967) An ex war hero is sentenced to a chain gang for cutting the heads off parking meters. |
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(1972) Four friends go on a canoe trip where they encounter unforeseen terrors. |
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(1973) A sophisticated assassin is hired by a French group to kill President de Gaulle. |
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(1973) An Arizona motorcycle patrolman tries to become a detective. |
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(1966) Ray Bradbury's futuristic tale of book burning and mind control. |
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(1964) Cold War thriller where U.S. bombers are unleashed upon The Soviet Union. |
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(1996) Car salesman hires two inept criminals to kidnap his wife. |
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(1989) Colonel Robert Gould Shaw commands the Civil War's first all volunteer black regiment. |
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(1967) Adaptation of Truman Capote's novel about the murder of a farm family in rural Kansas. |
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(1960) Account of trial of John Scopes for teaching The Theory of Evolution in Tennessee. |
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(1972) A veteran becomes a hard fighting mountain man. |
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(1983) Control of classmates at a southern military school by a group known as "The Ten". |
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(1943) An out of control posse goes out to avenge the death of a local rancher. |
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(1970) A famous general commands armies during World War II. |
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(1986) An idealistic soldier learns that idealism doesn't exist in Vietnam. |
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(1983) Story that covers the breaking of the sound barrier through the Mercury space program. |
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(1964) Senior military officers plot to take over the government of The United States. |
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Fairly accurate account of Colonel George A. Custer leading up to the Battle of the Little Big Horn. |
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(1981) Louisiana National Guard on maneuvers in a swamp meet up with local opposition. |
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(1974) A gang hijacks a New York subway train and holds the passengers for ransom. |
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(1985) A Philadelphia detective hides in a rural Amish community from corrupt police . |
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(1980) Story of dysfunctional crew and passengers on board a Chicago bound flight |
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(1973) One night in the lives of teenagers in 1962 |
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(1978) A run down fraternity's members cause chaos on campus. |
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(1944) Two elderly matrons poison lonely men and bury the bodies in the basement. |
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(1966) An outlaw and her gang rob trains to try to break a town. |
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(1970) A cowboy inherits a brothel called The Cheyenne Social Club. |
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(1964) Insane base commander sends his B52 bombers into the Soviet Union. |
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(1950) Quiet, unassuming man has a giant rabbit for a friend. |
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(1959) Smallest country in the world declares war on the U.S. and wins. |
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(1981) Elderly couple spend a summer at their cottage on a lake. |
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(1987) An ex-con and a policewoman kidnap a baby to raise as their own. |
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(1969) A drifter on his way to Australia takes the post as sheriff of a western boom town. |
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(1998) Villagers try to collect a dead man's lottery winnings. |
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